The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other
:: Wow I didn't know you could declare war on a peaceful country, murder all their residents and kill all their animals
:: Only on the Dream SMP
:: Only on the Dream SMP
by please don't hurt me tommy November 28, 2020
1 drug dealer
2 Brandon Novak's nick name, given to him by Bam Margera.
3 A moive coming out some time in 2006. Directed by Bam Margera, its the life story of Brandon Novak.
2 Brandon Novak's nick name, given to him by Bam Margera.
3 A moive coming out some time in 2006. Directed by Bam Margera, its the life story of Brandon Novak.
by Rickybob28 March 03, 2006
A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
by TommyHaych April 12, 2006
What a crock of bullshit! Basically it is either;
1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.
or
2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.
or
2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
The American Dream is to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage, spiral downwards into debt as a result of being stupid enough to get credit cards and to spend what little money you have on shiny, expensive products that are useless in value and function.
by sarcastic April 02, 2004
by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011
The enigmatic region made of space-time that is constantly 20 feet above one's head. It is proven that people live in the dream sphere, as they often come visit our world. Though they appear three-dimensional to us people in the dream sphere are made of four-dimensions, and will often have a hard time grasping space and time, and will also have weird names like "Cameo England" or "Arlo." It is thought that the people in the dream sphere were once people like you and I that ascending into this higher plane of existence, and it is also prophecized that Mirror World has its own, slightly less convenient version of the dream sphere. There are five known ways to gain entry into the dream sphere.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.
Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.
Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
by Rage of Kage May 07, 2008
by Cmsls November 19, 2018