Blackhawk Blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 06, 2009
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philli blumpkin

After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.
by zwicks December 17, 2004
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Reverse Blumpkin

Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
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The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.
I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.
by therealtomkiely January 11, 2012
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Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.
Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father
by BigFatJuicy456 December 30, 2015
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Hurricane Blumpkin

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job
She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin
by AlysonTellsAll January 08, 2020
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tatty blumpkin

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.
by bigmike72 January 31, 2011
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