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December 8th

December 8th is the day to wear Crocs and Van's! Wear your Van's or Crocs anywhere you go school,work,anywhere!
Ema: did you know what December 8th is?

Allie: yeah its wear your Crocs and Van's day!
by Allie_land24 January 7, 2020
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july 8th

the baddest bitch on the block’s birthday. also the holiday of licking any rock you see on the round. then give it a nice slap and continue on with your day.
it’s july 8th! time to go kick that thick ass rock. also happy birthday
by eeeonzegang February 18, 2020
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Neo from 8th grade

Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?

Yeah but...

...

...

Yeah he's annoying
by Dennis from ... grade June 4, 2020
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Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?
by rusTyJim July 29, 2020
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August 8th

August 8th is national lick your toe day. You just lick every single toe you can find! Get ready people, this day will be lots of fun!
August 8th is a day to be proud of foot fetishes!
by nishinoyas.pinkie.toe October 19, 2020
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July 8th

John: it’s July 8th yk what the means

Chrissy: fine
by Gigga chad July 7, 2022
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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