August 1st

National Ellie day. Go hug your friend Ellie, she needs one.

Ellie: "Give me a hug"
Y/N: "No"
Ellie: "It's August 1st"
Y/N: "S**T"

by EternalEllie December 3, 2020

July 1st

July 1st is national show your boyfriend your boobs day. Free the nips for him show him you care.

Joe : Hey can I see them boobies
Jojo: ew no
Joe : it’s July 1st
Jojo: ugh fine

by Playboijeffery July 1, 2024

February 1st

National boy pussy appreciation day

-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!

by sexuniversity February 1, 2023

September 1st

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

december 1st

december 1st is offical nut day to celebreate the end of no no nut november

than got its december 1st give me your pussy

by Bug butt November 21, 2019

june 1st

The day you and your best friend will get together

Hey! its June 1st the day i got with my best friend

by smexy bestay June 1, 2021

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022