John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

TJ Moment

Abbreviation of “That’s Just… Moment”. Used when one makes a remark particularly eye-lifting or ‘sus’.

Often also used in reference to the popular game Among Us.

“That’s funny”
“TJ Moment”

by Master Cho April 21, 2022

tattoo moment

A moment or event that would stay with you for a lifetime just the way a tattoo sticks with you

e.g 1: damn!! shooting that bitch was a tattoo moment!

e.g 2: Tochy smashed 3 bitches at the same time! thats got to be his best tattoo moment

by slimmix December 1, 2010

Erik Moment

When you miss 3 cannon minions in a row in the game League of Legends.

Wow, I can't believe I missed 3 in a row! I'm having such an Erik Moment.

by hellomynameis123451 February 21, 2021

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Wheels Moment

A Wheels Moment is an event, typically positive, that evokes emotion and surprise, or calls to mind a familiar feeling. Wheels Moments are generally cool.

"I ate an entire pad of sticky notes, what a Wheels Moment."

"No way you did something so wild, that's such a Wheels Moment!"

by Wheels Wizard January 3, 2023