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Face-Creep

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.
Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
by RiotROy! April 8, 2010
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Howard face

To appear goofy in a picture example. Shut rolled eyes. Tongue partially out and lips "like a duck"
Man at the bar last night every girl I took a picture with did the Howard face. What the hell. They ruin everything!
by clubdining November 13, 2009
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trailer-face

when a person looks like he or she grew up in or lived in a trailer. usually hard looking or ugly.
that girl has a definite trailer-face
by theo rio August 27, 2009
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face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.
I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.
by jimb0ne January 18, 2012
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Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.
"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"
by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021
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menu face

1. A straight face, usually scary. Implies a negative thought toward whoever is being looked at. Sometimes used humorously amongst a group or groups of people.
He gave the man a menu face. Obviously he didn't like his joke.
by raptroes February 12, 2010
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Weasel-face

Man of any age or race with a narrow face and a smallish pointed Roman nose
Who the fuck are you calling sluts you weasel-face cunt?
by Charlie Snidge May 14, 2019
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