Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.

I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.

by kiteless. June 12, 2013

Slicker than seal shit

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

by Gramielson November 7, 2012

Better than Lil Wayne

What every "old school" hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason.

Guy 1:These people are way better than Lil Wayne.
Guy 2:Brah, this is a gospel song!

by Phenom12 June 4, 2010

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

by YesOkCool May 22, 2018

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010