C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

by WesternFish September 24, 2009

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 10, 2003

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

by Cincinnati Spillcat September 19, 2009

B.J. Novak

Plays Ryan the Temp on NBC's The Office.
Does the best Stand Up.
I so want him.

I want your babies,B.J. Novak

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

B.J

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

by kevin November 1, 2003

Uncle B.J.

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

b.j.

what your mom gave me last night

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