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Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.
He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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ole gide damn

A popular start for jankin on somebody
Yo ole gide damn, meat meat neck sista
by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003
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OL Maths moment

a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.

something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?

HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
by niggaslayer456 May 23, 2021
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Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!
This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.
by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007
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Sick Ol' Flow

the extreme;y fast rapping speed and flow trademarked by artists such as bone thugs n harmony twista and busta rhymes. The name is taken from the lyrics to Krayzie Bone's verse to Notorious B.I.G's "Spit Yo Game"
We can hit 'em in a minute then be finished with 'em, hit 'em the venom of a nigga with tha sick ol' flow
by SCT6495 May 28, 2011
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dang ol' thang

"I ain't scared, I always got that dang ol' thang on me."
by Elwood Nutbush May 11, 2022
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The Ole Wally Musgrove

When you have to fight a bull dike during a threesome to get to the lipstick chick .....
Last night I had to give the Indigo Girls the Ole Wally Musgrove to get to Mick Jagger''s wife ...
by Big T- McG March 24, 2010
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