goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.

After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017

goon rage

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of

goons came to chat and went on a goon rage

by clab420 October 27, 2023

Red Goon

The devil's piss

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"

by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.

Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.

by shaddshadd May 22, 2011

prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline

Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.

by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.

“I ain’t goons fall!”

“I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”

by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.

"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011