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John

I very very silly wabit
No John silly wabit!
by Kckckckd347 October 26, 2018
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Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day
He was being Praise John himself.
by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017
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John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021
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Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s
Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?
by TheFourz August 5, 2022
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The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them
The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024
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Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025
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John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!
Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard
by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023
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