The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Yo, the The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™ was so hard in gym class...

by dcanfnbnfhlkhvgrhhrjfoivjhfuhi August 16, 2022

Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.

I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022