Dirty Conrad 

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

Dirty Conrad by Bruceleeroy September 28, 2007

Dirty Churro 

To have sex with a girl on the beach, stop mid-stroke, dip your dick in the sand, and put it back in.

"Wildwood was a great time. I even gave my girl the dirty churro! She couldn't walk for two days!"

Dirty Churro by Ken Harker November 17, 2006

dirty coke 

The act of sexual pleasure where on partner puts mentos into the butthole of the opposite partner and clogs it with their weiner

I want you to dirty coke me tonight.

dirty coke by Dolphin_god May 9, 2014

dirty allie 

A "dirty Allie" is when a female is getting oral sex and right when she is about to cum she all of a sudden drags your face into her ass while she farts into your mouth and then licks your mouth right after. That is a Dirty Allie.

"Bro, my girl is so raunch!!! She pulled a dirty allie on me and my mouth still tastes like pulled pork."

"That dirty allie. If you know, you know."

dirty allie by Toadtroad April 1, 2020

dirty blonde

Ranging from the color of a deers fur to a lions fur.

That woman used to have dirty blonde hair three years ago, but now it has turned brown.

dirty blonde by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

Dirty Thunderstorm 

A "dirty thunderstorm" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.

"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."

Dirty Thunderstorm by MrHegemony October 18, 2008

dirty jokes 

The funniest things in the world to listen to when your dad is drunk.

A 90 yr. old mans sex drive is like trying to play pool with a rope.

What does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, "insert bill here ---->"

Why didn't osama have sex with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.

dirty jokes by SwissMiss1000 April 13, 2004