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Kieran's Dictionary 

A dictionary of words

Kieran dictionary:
Taoe= rape
ragtag= sex
Petey=someone who cheats and gets away with it
Mango=a positive term for a unique, quirky, or weird person
Sethinks=i get the basic idea, lets move on
Sip=how are you
Why +when =whyn
Natalir = someone you feel conflicted/envious about
Whyt=why what
Mnlah=stupid affection
Are you from virginia=are you a virgin
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editors of urban dictionary 

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches

ur-ban dictionary 

the way you get banned from using this site
ur-ban dictionary by efgwrgwrgsaegwe September 18, 2018

the urban dictionary high 

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.
sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!

Insert Name Dictionary 

when people refer to a specific name as an entirely different species
insert name dictionary
guy 1: i searched up myself on urban dictionary to see my personality, but it doesn't seem to fit
guy2: are you fucking dumb? the fuck you think U.D is? psychic?

The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.
Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*