He is a pussy god
by Women on earth February 06, 2023
1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest
Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.
by PP Forest God November 12, 2020
Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
Jericho or (otherwise know as HL1 Security) is more ripped then the self proclaimed "Benrey".
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
"OH GOD JERICHO THE GOD IS COMING FOR US."
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.
Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.
Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.
by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 19, 2021
Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21
sincerely, paggaslager21
by paggaslager21 September 01, 2018
Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 22, 2024