by Acylos The Silver Predator August 16, 2022
Get the King Deathpatch mug.You are receiving head as a passenger and you have to steer as a passenger and give directions to the head giver in the drivers seat on weather to go faster or slower (Gas peddle or head). No one knows which is which. This is dangerous and uncondoneable.
Dickhead is in the passenger seat and the girl in the driver seat says," Want me to make you feel like a king?" he says yes and she leans over and begins to give him oral head. While steering for the driver The King suddenly realizes that when he asks her to go faster that the head giver doesn't know weather he is asking to give faster head or car speed.
by marblestackr June 5, 2022
Get the The King mug.Another name jerpis he thinks he’s a god in call of duty and is up there with the sweats and neckbeards of gaming, a tycoon master, and very soft doesn’t play fighting games cause he knows he’ll get destroyed
I have you heard of king espis
Yeah why
Man I came across him in Fortnite he rebirthed 4 times before I rebirthed once
That king espis is definitely a basement dweller
He probably looks like a ghoul that hasn’t seen sunlight in years
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Man I came across him in Fortnite he rebirthed 4 times before I rebirthed once
That king espis is definitely a basement dweller
He probably looks like a ghoul that hasn’t seen sunlight in years
by BO3THEGOAT January 12, 2025
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by DCSHHI August 15, 2025
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by A-Kitty July 2, 2023
Get the Banana king mug.Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.
Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!
Tim: lol absolutely
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