I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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Imagine if the light of the end of the tunnel is the new light at the hospital you are reborn in and you are crying because you miss your old life and have lost everything you worked for. As you grow up you start to forget your past life and focus on your future and when you randomly recognise someone its because you were friends with them in the past and all of this causes de javu (idk how to spell it lol)
Imagine if the light of the end of the tunnel is the new light at the hospital you are reborn in and you are crying because you miss your old life and have lost everything you worked for. As you grow up you start to forget your past life and focus on your future and when you randomly recognise someone its because you were friends with them in the past and all of this causes de javu (idk how to spell it lol)
by Justlucy0102 November 4, 2019
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Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in
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"Yo Elias, Happy New Year! Grab a group of your boys to do some poppers and form the Circle of Life at midnight."
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