Love Hedgehog

The hairy, stubbly, prickly and somewhat itchy vagina a few days after being shaved clean as a new born

Andy: How was Chantel last night?
Rich: Totally smashed her love hedgehog but feeling itchy today

by Norfolk Blue January 30, 2019

love trip

When you are so in love with someone that you feel like you are tripping on drugs in a way; you are *high* on love and they are all you think about. Sometimes people lose sleep over this because their thoughts about this person keep them up at night.

person #1: Hey what's wrong with Nate? He's been acting different lately..
person #2: Ah, he's love trippin' over his new girlfriend.
person #1: Is that why he's been all giddy and not been able to concentrate in class?
person #2: Yup.

by carter_b_okurrr October 23, 2018

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

love junk

That extra belly fat you have laying around.

Dude, look at that chick's love junk.
Packing some extra holiday love junk are we?

by redrabbit12 March 28, 2010

For the love of the game

At 40, a baseball legend is at the end of his distinguished career but has one last chance to prove what he is capable of and win the heart of the woman he has loved for the past four years.

For the love of the game

by mennäperille December 17, 2019

Love croutons

Ass crumbs from not wiping properly.

Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.

by A. Carrington October 13, 2018

love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away

" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)

by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011