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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
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Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery
by anonymous September 19, 2022
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douchebagel

See that dude, he's just a fuckin douchebagel.
by Spooky dork girl October 15, 2022
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Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
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deuchar

Despite being the oldest in his friend group, he is still the shortest motherfucker alive (see midget for more info). He has also been quoted as saying he "likes large black men", and is a known dumbass.
Person 1: Oh look, it's Deuchar!
Person 2: What a fucking dud, honestly.
by BASED KACZYNSKI November 1, 2022
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douchebag

That annoying member of long lost organisation that sees everyone like they see themselves
That douchebag continuously annoyed all of us, so we decided to put him into his place.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
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