this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.
This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.
This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.
Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.
Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.
Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.
Jerry: Mary hit me.
Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.
Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.
by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011
Get the Dirty Tebowmug. by getonthescene December 29, 2005
Get the Dirty Monsonmug. Adjective; to have a
If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.
An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.
It is not used in a racist manner.
If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.
An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.
It is not used in a racist manner.
by spinme November 19, 2010
Get the Dirty Chinesemug. When a person unloads a massive orgasm into a plastic bag and has his/her partner huff that said cum.
by PenisPenisPenisPenisNigger April 18, 2020
Get the dirty silasmug. a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
by dubz13 July 7, 2010
Get the dirty johanmug. by GMPinc June 27, 2009
Get the Dirty Hairymug. The art of throwing up on the guy's unit, then proceeding to give him head, then polishing it off with dirty, raunchy, animal sex.
by Juanto Kueelson September 19, 2008
Get the dirty rocketmug.