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Daddy god

The saddest and most pathetic term for the male light-god.
Christian pastor: "he is my god but I prefer to call him daddy god"
by PnP_NoName February 27, 2021
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god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people
My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque
by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018
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God

Sam: Hey nikki, whos god
Nikki: Our father
by Ugh you suck dude June 16, 2022
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.
Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
by Geckoi July 1, 2009
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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