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friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
by Snh88 February 27, 2020
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.
Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money
by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019
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John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
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John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
by Stonewallism November 5, 2018
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bubbly johns

mon do bubbly johns in falls tn xx
by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023
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John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.
You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?
by John Qwomper August 21, 2019
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