Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
A liquor guy is someone who does not like beer, but still wants to fit in and be “cool”. This person may also try to hide their insecurity, of not liking beer, by mocking the taste. For example saying beer tastes like “Cat Piss”.
by Youngbull69 September 20, 2022
Those Guys is a 5 member group of extremely funny individuals!! Each one has their own unique personality and they get along extremely well >:D, In fact they're the funniest people I've seen in a while
by SuspiciousAstronaut95 December 04, 2023
Tall, sexy and most likely lives in Brooklyn. The kind of guy who enjoys starting his day with an iced pumpkin cold brew coffee and unwinding with a post work drink. Considers many friends but truly only keeps a few real ones close. He has beautiful dark brown eyes and smooth sun kissed skin. Anytime you get a text from MacKenzie it brings a smile to your face
by Thegayfoundingfathers November 23, 2021
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Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot
by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021