October 30

Get a booty pic from your girl/boy friend

You: send a booty.pic
Them: what, why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020

October 30

Get a booty pic from your girlfriend

You: hey send me day booty pic
Them: why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020

October 30

NATIONAL SHORT PEOPLE DAY! Today is the day you can kick short people!

Hey it's October 30 AKA short people day... that means I can kick you!

by Thunder868 October 30, 2020

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 30th

national ethan and jacob must have a threesome with landen day

Landen: “alright boys you know what day it is, it’s October 30th”
Ethan and Jacob: “hell yeah”

by CraigGoldman October 30, 2020

October 31st

Free Monster Drink from guys called Jack. If you knoe a Jack he needs to buy you a Monster Energy Drink on October 31st.

“Jack! Where’s my Monster at? It’s October 31st!”

by daddybigchonk October 30, 2020

OCTOBER 31

iTS OCTOBER 31 WHICH IS HALLOWEEEN DUMBASS WHY YOU SEARING THIS UP JK BUT TIME TO EAT ALL YOUR SIBLINGS CANDY JK UNLESS......

PERSON: HEY WHATS TODAYS DATE, I DONT HAVE MY PHONE ON ME
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU

YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY

by Deslynnnnnn October 30, 2020