National short people day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National short people day

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

by Pug? October 6, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022

National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5

Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day

by Jacob coldrick Black October 9, 2020