fingering

what i did to your mum last night

hey ben, i was fingering your dog yesterday.

by deez nuts smell like salamiii August 31, 2021

Child Fingerer

A child who makes a living out of playing piano

My nephew is a child fingerer he is very good at what he does

by EwanTrezize69420 September 2, 2021

STINK FINGER SLOT

THE ASSHOLE

At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.

STAGES FINGER

Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.

Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.

It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.

The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.

The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.

I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.

THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 19, 2021

Hutchinson Fingers

Typig errors in text messages due to clumsy or wide fingertips.

" I sh*t him a message."

"Dont forget to put sinblock on, it's going to be hot on the beach today.

Sorry for the typo, Hutchinson fingers.

by Don't be daft. June 26, 2021

lauren's fingers

one of the most sexiest things in the world. students all over the world transfer to hopkins just to get a glimpse. makes a special appearance at her computer.

"man, did you see lauren's fingers?"
"SHEESHHHHH... i wish i did."

by user385011 July 2, 2021

marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012

Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint

"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"

by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012