Cunt Nugget

The female version of dingle berries.

Dude is such a cunt nugget!

My, what big cunt nuggets you have!

by vbDevil :) August 18, 2013

Acorn Cunt

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone

YOU FUCKING ACORN CUNT

by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011

cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.

Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.

by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017

Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.

"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018

cunt-struck

Madly in love

I was immediately and overwhelmingly cunt-struck at first sight of her.

by RFazio September 29, 2022

Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.

P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.

by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022

Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.

"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."

by Ma-fah November 18, 2005