Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

juliauna blessel

Another word for HUMP ME FUCK ME DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOCK

You better Juliauna blessel me tonight. I’m Julianna blessed

by Youdontneedprotection December 19, 2017

AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.

I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!

by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.

Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018