Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 05, 2020

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fed the Fish

When you are doing the dirty deed

Eric Fed the fish last night.

really dude that is sick!

by Tard Monkey May 11, 2020

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt January 05, 2018

Swedish Fish

The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.

The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.

Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?

After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.

by Drock420 December 18, 2021