purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010

monkey on your back

To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.

Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

MONKEY LIPPED BITCH

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.

"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"

by skullme January 11, 2009

Porch Monkey Alley

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.

Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.

by t21ayUK January 23, 2009

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

by Jennie August 1, 2004

Monkey Claw

Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.

Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.

by Mike McClana October 7, 2008