Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021

spicy meat throne

When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.

April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!

by Big daddy chatty June 12, 2021

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021

Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.

kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......

by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021