(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender May 04, 2018
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
IMPATIENT, independent, head strong or bull headed, opinionated, serious, intelligent, goal oriented...Lacks common sense, very book smart, impeccable morality. Very handsome, good manners, good/kind heart. Difficult time forgiving, letting things go if hurt. Mature for age.
by MikaylaLeilani December 20, 2016
by Ottt412 April 07, 2021
by maxthecoolguy June 07, 2022
yo can i get some drip from this chain booth. yes u should its a very fashionable sense of style. nah man those are fake um security over there is your mother calling u. hey chain guy ur a scammer munge. fuck u the chain guy
by blandon mcfinn December 08, 2019