A mental disorder caused by spending too much time playing first-person shooter games which causes acts of violence involving guns.
by FPS Nerd July 23, 2012
Get the FPS syndromemug. That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.
by Burns June 30, 2004
Get the Suave syndromemug. a guy who obviously has huge insecurity issues so he tries to control who you talk to, what you wear, what you talk about, etc. they really need to go talk to a therapist, but they're "too proud" to do that even to save their girlfriend all the misery he's putting her through.
See asshole and football player
See asshole and football player
"Hun I'm just gonna go over there and talk to my friend Kyle ok?"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company"
"Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?"
"no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me"
by KDeneumo July 17, 2006
Get the jealous boyfriend syndromemug. Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008
Get the Freshman Fuck Syndromemug. A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
by Parcerito January 31, 2010
Get the Smoking Clam Syndromemug. A variant of Ugly Duck Syndrome. The girl was fat as a child, causing them to to be starved of male attention. When they grew up, they lost the weight- thus becoming hot. As adults, they either become super sluts- even sluttier than normal sluts in order to compensate for their lack of male attention when they were younger; or they display shy behavior with a great personality.
Male 1: Oh My God...is that Bianca Marshal?
Male 2: Yep. She lost 72lb since high school. She's f$!king hot now.
Male 1: Daammmnnn...I always used to make fun of her in class. I wonder if she'll let me into those jeans since there's a whole lot more space.
Male 2: I doubt it. She can hardly look people in the eye while talking.
Male 1: So basically, she's got UDS?
Male 2: Not exactly, I like to call it Fat Girl Syndrome.
Male 2: Yep. She lost 72lb since high school. She's f$!king hot now.
Male 1: Daammmnnn...I always used to make fun of her in class. I wonder if she'll let me into those jeans since there's a whole lot more space.
Male 2: I doubt it. She can hardly look people in the eye while talking.
Male 1: So basically, she's got UDS?
Male 2: Not exactly, I like to call it Fat Girl Syndrome.
by Pink pearls January 5, 2010
Get the Fat Girl Syndromemug. A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability
Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here
by InvisibleWater July 3, 2012
Get the Call of Duty Syndromemug.