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immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.
After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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golden meat

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.
by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013
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The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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Meat

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meat hustler

A player Someone Just out for a lay a peice of meat
Can be used both ways
"look at u with all the girls you meat hustler"
by TAP'R September 5, 2009
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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