Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
by rightless ginger October 3, 2022

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

by S O T D T I M October 13, 2020

Los revolucionarios son los líderes de la música urbana raperos de la era clásica de oro donde empezaráon creando ingresos para al güin día iré a la nasa espáciale con billete con el gran género también significa satélite que es Tempio de aviso
Por los géneros d’ los lobos feroces de las naciones meaning the know FBI is on there case solving it with Justice of peace its a tease i always Dreamed joining the NASA radar satellites and telecommunications field of study sk their logo has made me crazy to love as a child
Por los géneros d’ los lobos feroces de las naciones meaning the know FBI is on there case solving it with Justice of peace its a tease i always Dreamed joining the NASA radar satellites and telecommunications field of study sk their logo has made me crazy to love as a child
D’ la nasa
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020
