Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job

Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

bubba job

When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.

“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”

by Mcsquee14 September 7, 2021

Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.

"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024

Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside

It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.

by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023

Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.

"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"

by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023

Senior Job Instructor

head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.

your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!

by L dumpaaaaaaaa March 2, 2009