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meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean
your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor
by samuraianimated January 7, 2008
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Liquid Meat

a term used for "blood", because from a compositional standpoint, blood is very much similar to lean meat. Both consist predominantly of protein and water. This similarity in composition means that hygienically collected blood can be used for human consumption in various cultures.

Ironically, sausages and sauce thickeners contain blood.
Should I drain this liquid meat from this animal or not?
by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025
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Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass
Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”
by Luke3227 March 28, 2024
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Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.
If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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Booty Meat

noun; (slang, stuff Taylor says)

1. Something repulsive or dissatisfying.

2. The butt flesh providing round shape and shade for the back of the legs.

*see also 'cool beans'
That bus ride home smelled like booty meat!
by Jmelz March 8, 2017
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Wheat meat

The word can be used as calling someone fake, scrawny or weak. This word is used negatively
Watch out for those wheat meats😣.”
“Stop being a little wheat meat.”
“Bros built like a wheat meat.”
by JKJIZZY April 23, 2024
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