Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025

Clout-fish

**Clout Fish**: A term used to describe individuals who deliberately manipulate their online persona or relationships to gain social status, influence, or attention, often by pretending to be someone they are not or exaggerating their connections to popular figures. Unlike "catfishing," which involves romantic deception, a "clout fish" focuses on leveraging social media interactions and appearances to enhance their perceived value or relevance, often leading to inauthentic relationships and interactions driven by the pursuit of clout.

“Amelia loves fishing. Her favourite catch is a clout-fish. Shes always out there cloutfishing, casting her net for anyone who can get her side of stage.”

by You can’t sit with us January 11, 2025

Fish aids

Fish aids is a type of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency syndrome) Which rarely is contracted after having sexual relations with any kind of live fish.

Guy one: "Damn bro... I got fish aids from last weekend."

Guy two: "I told you to wear a condom."

by lemoncello January 14, 2025

Feed the fish

Noun. A sexual act, sprinkling powder on the clitoris prior to coitus.

Did you know that if you feed the fish it makes sex more intense?

by MrJantastic January 15, 2025

Sucker fish

A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield

"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."

by Uncle Ant January 15, 2025

Fish

A fish

You're a fish!

by Undead Monarch June 16, 2025

fishe

A dish of fish.

For dinner, she prepared a delicious fishe with lemon and herbs.

by anonymous June 16, 2025