cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.

Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.

by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017

cunt tassel

noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.

Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.

by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008

County Cunt

A name for a child of parents who worked for the county

"You're an Army Brat" "Well you're a County Cunt"

by Bubba1995 June 13, 2014

hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

Funny cunt

The term “funny cunt” is usually used to a mate or someone who is humorous.

Yeah that guy at the party last night was a funny cunt.

by 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖘 ⚜️🤍 July 14, 2020

of cunting course

Derived from Thomas E Bourk. Upon dying in CODMW2 or being fucked over this catch phrase is thrown out.

Getting shot in CodMW2......

Bourk:Dammit... of cunting course it would be me to get shot

by kilakelz26 June 27, 2010

cunt-dick

the biggest oxymoron known to man

"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"

by cunt-dick June 14, 2009