Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Lifting the cooler

When you're on the bottom and you go from laying on your stomach to all fours very quickly while another guy is giving it to you from behind

I was lifting the cooler on him last night at the firehouse.

by FiremanCooler August 11, 2022

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Piss in my cooler

A slang expression in English that means “kiss my ass”. Legend has it that it was first invented by Party Marty from Brandon FL while in New York City trying to understand the Spanish phrase Besa me cula.

He tried to talk me down on the price but I said “piss in my cooler”.

by AebyBaby November 8, 2022

Truly Un-Cooly

The act of being a total bummer and denying the fact when called on by peers.

“Wow! Truly Un-Cooly, Mike! Turn your phone down we’re all watching TV!”

Throckmorton: “Dude my roommate has been such a drag.. Every time I say anything about her leaving her stuff on the ground she becomes indignant”
Ricky J. Sting “damn G.. that’s truly un-cooly”

by anonymous January 10, 2023

the souperest coolest and best person

nola.

"Do you see the superest coolest and best person there?"

"Oh, you mean nola?"

"Yeah you dumbass, she's the souperest coolest and best person!"

by mirjam1306 February 8, 2023