cheese grader

when a male has incestual sex with father

oh man last night i was so drunk i graded cheese.
hey did ya hear tom is a cheese grader

cheese grader by I.B.M.T.P May 30, 2011

Cheese Slapping

When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.

Me: "Dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day..."

Some bro: "That's cool man, who was it?"

Me: "YOUR MOM! WHAT IS UP"

Cheese Slapping by Swag666 July 14, 2013

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

Cheese curd by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017

Cheese Curds 

The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.

I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.

Cheese Curds by VermicideLovingWorm May 3, 2018

canned cheese 

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

canned cheese by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004

Cottage Cheese Fat 

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

Cottage Cheese Fat by fonesex June 14, 2007

baby cheese 

after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese

what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.

baby cheese by cheesegirl01 December 9, 2008