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god of horses

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”
by lord and saviour July 7, 2021
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Gods gift

He is a fool that has an egg head and sucks cock
Y u gay like gods gift
by Theeagleeye May 28, 2019
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far
“What are you”-Dave

I am the grinding god”-john
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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God

person: "hey! who is god?"
other person: "Lana del rey duh"
by lanadelreyismyreligion October 10, 2021
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Sigma Ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet

Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”
by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024
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