October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 30

National thicc day. The day thicc people thrive/are born/exist

Jennifer was born on October 30 so she’s really thicc

by Thiccdaddy27 November 2, 2019

October 19

Day to switch roles with your teacher

Person 1: hey teacher wassup it’s October 19!!
Teacher: oh so?
Person 2: we get to switch roles with you teehee haha!!!

by Coolcidteeheehaa November 3, 2019

October 22

the national hobbit day

Girl 1: What day is it?

Girl 2: the national hobbit day
Girl 3: it’s my favorite movie!!
Girl 1: the national hobbit day is so fun! And October 22 is now my favorite day!

by whatthehelleverynameistaken November 3, 2019

no orgazim october

girls cant finger dem selves all month

ijhf no orgazim October

by bills confindentio0l November 4, 2019

October 18th

Some retards birthday

see that disabled guy over there he was born on October 18th

by Seven1234 November 4, 2019

October 14

October 14th is the international give your parter your hoodie day. You can only give the hoodie to those who are born on October 14th.

Hey! You! Here's a hoodie! It's your birthday and you know that holiday!

Thank you so much! I couldn't thank you enough!
October 14th is the best day ever!
Yeah!

by Grace Hopwood November 4, 2019