UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

your mom

quite a nice woman who, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

look at that your mom, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

by squirrelboyiscool December 3, 2021

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Suli’s Mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

I had fun last night fucking the shit out of Suli’s Mom

by BurgundyKiwi December 5, 2021

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019