John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women

John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.

by Agony Invision July 16, 2022

john crow batty

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men

Hey! Look at that John Dykson!

by Thug Hunting Soldier December 7, 2022

john dillinger

listen buddy. this is a boss yahurd? he's the richest of them all and above all a fucking gangsta. they call him "da real trappa"

a bankrobber and popular gang leader from the early 1900's

hey have you seen john dillinger?

- na, he too rich to be seen

by xXx_SimSwap_EsexGod_xXx791 January 17, 2023