Auto fishing

When you work out for 30+ minutes and you wait for your man or woman to fall asleep then you jump on their face and wiggle your hips until your hear them dry heave.

Last night my girlfriend auto fished me and I blew chunks. Getting auto fishing will make you blow chunks quicker than drinking yogurt soda

by Skye.L July 18, 2025

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Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.

John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.

by Ant1lock July 31, 2025

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Swedish fish

When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish

I got Swedish fished yesterday it was great

Your boyfriend is so good at giving Swedish fish

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

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FCS or Fish and chips syndrome is the when being that someone had or tried something once and it was amazing but you actually do not like it anywhere else but keep trying it at different places only to be let down over and over.

Manny: can I have the fish and chips please.
Kat: Manny you don’t like fish and chips

Manny: I do like it just from certain places..
Manny: *gets food* this is terrible, I do not like fish and chips.
Kat: you always forget you have fish and chips syndrome

*does this over and over again expecting a different result*

by MannyFresh85 August 2, 2025

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