Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

by Blakeub January 5, 2008

Shite-bag

An Shite-bag is Irish slang mostly used in co.dublin ,it's where a person is full of shite so there bullshitin

Marks sister is such a shite-bag

by ChikenTikka34 November 2, 2019

bag effect

you would do the chick/guy but ud put a bag over there head wile doin it

ud do the person with a paper bag over their head

by kyle February 27, 2005

Whack Bag

A hard strike to ones genitals, Usually done with closed fist, or foot.

" All I did was poke her sisters tit and she freakin Whack Bagged me in the giggle berries!"

by Jimi November 23, 2004

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

Tea Bag

A great nickname for any girl who's name begins with a "t"

My co-worker Tara R. prefers to be called tea bag, she is a great girl.

by tbag lover March 25, 2010