Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

wash bag

Said just before taking a shower in which the main reason is more to wash the genitalia than to wash any other part. Can also be used for the instances for men who jerk off in the shower.

Man> Yeah dudes I gotta go wash bag.
anyone else> thanks for telling us... ass!

by Airrazor September 23, 2005

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

by Blakeub January 5, 2008

Shite-bag

An Shite-bag is Irish slang mostly used in co.dublin ,it's where a person is full of shite so there bullshitin

Marks sister is such a shite-bag

by ChikenTikka34 November 2, 2019

bag effect

you would do the chick/guy but ud put a bag over there head wile doin it

ud do the person with a paper bag over their head

by kyle February 27, 2005

Whack Bag

A hard strike to ones genitals, Usually done with closed fist, or foot.

" All I did was poke her sisters tit and she freakin Whack Bagged me in the giggle berries!"

by Jimi November 23, 2004

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003