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pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 2, 2014
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Joe

Friend 1: do you know who Joe is

Friend 2: no who is Joe

Friend 1: Joe mamma
by @i_am_your_mom October 27, 2019
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Joes Mad

1. Hoes mad but not a hoe, and usually a male.
2. Someone named Joe that is mad.
3. Someone that is getting mad for basically no reason.
1. He is Joes Mad
2. Joe went to the store and got expired milk. Now Joes Mad
3. Yo, he got Joes Mad over a sandwich.
by joesmad April 29, 2020
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joe

Did you hear about Joe........ Joe mama
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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Joe

Gay boy with Bad TikToks and claims that he has depression.
by GabeItch 68 October 28, 2020
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Doing a Joe

Attempting to break the boundaries of a video game level by repeatedly trying to clip through walls, floors, or other map geometry, often with little success but unrelenting commitment.
“We were all speedrunning normally, but then Chris started doing a Joe and trying to glitch through the wall for 15 minutes.”
by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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