The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.
He received a paper job in the bathroom.
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.
You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."
by ghostories January 05, 2018
When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
by modhek May 26, 2021
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.
The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot February 01, 2025
by Weird kinks April 29, 2022